Epic Fail

Cul The Sac?...Drive on, just hand me the scissors.

Currently im listening to "The Doors-The End". For those of you who no it, you will no that by listening to it, it makes you want to fucking rot in a pit of dark asian monks,while they straddle your sexual organs and rip the flesh from your fucked up head,while feasting on babys.

Kate(she has no face,so she uses hand signals to communicate with me), Has just shown me a man with 3 legs, Bear in mind kate used her fingers to explain this to me. I then realised she wasnt messing, i saw the picture...an utter mindfuck, men with 3 fuckin legs are fuckin scary, scaryier than zombies, scarier than that man on "Challenge Tv",who shouts out "Ninjaaaaaa Warrriooor",until he realised he should have eaten bran flakes this morning.


On that note, ever hear of the baby born with 3 legs? "What destiny has was a twin that was attached to her, but really only the sort of lower half of that other twin," pediatric surgeon Dr. Daniel Teitelbaum said. Basicaly what Dr Teitelbaum was trying to say is that baby destiny has a baby growing out her asshole, and by the times shes 20 she will have a head between her legs. What if that head between her legs, wants to become a rapper? And gets shot, Im not gonna be the one to ring up tupac and tell him another rapper is on her way up. Tryed to ring him last week but he was out of coverage.

Do ya no who annoys me?Eminem..jesus christ, grand his first album was OK...then he made a movie and i honestly nearly died of a cardiac arrest while watching it, he myswell have trown in indiana jones anal fisting mariah carey in the background.(Inapropriate)_

I want to make sweet sweet love to banksy,that man needs some tender loving care and fuking quickly.

I recently recieved fan mail in the post,and i found it soo flattering..until...well this is what it read.

"Oh ma-hoe-Knee,Your so sexy,so creative..your jokes make me want to touch myself,just want you to feel me all over till i hit anxiety and explode into extacy,you are my everything,i realy want to meet up with you so much..your a genius,and so fuckin hot....love joseph."

Believe me,i was disgusted as much as you are.

However i did reply and asked him where did he learn to write such complimenting messages such as that? He replyed "The postoffice", makes fucking sense doesnt it..


Hooks,I do love a good fucking hook..


Im gonna leave it here tonight, but it wouldnt be me unless i left a quote, so here gos nothing..


"If a man beats his male or female slave with a rod and the slave dies as a direct result, he must be punished, but he is not to be punished if the slave gets up after a day or two, since the slave is his property."


God Bless

Ma-Hoe-Knee

Cunt...

JESUS CHRIST ALL FUCKING MIGHTY,THE ALIENS...THEIR HERE FOR ME...THEIR OPENING ME UP...WHY THE FUCK DO THEY HAVE BUTTER? WHAT? NOOOOOOOO...FUCK SAKE..........


Wheres the yogurt?


...That is all..

God Bless

Ma-Hoe-Knee

Thursday Update..Nothing Fun Happening In My World..

The easiest job in the world has to be
coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's
the worst thing that could happen?


I am part Mongolian rapist. And I will be totally honest with you: I love it

Today was a boring day,we had a drive for life thing,some man who looked like seth rogan talked to us about if we crash.
He explained if we were to crash into a tree our knees would snap causing a chain reaction in our spine,causing our own spine to come alive and strangle us,crazy i no.
Our day was then completed when a dancing asian priest entered our room singing a slipknot song, he then took out his cock, which at the time was covered in black paint...he then slapped our faces silly while chanting the words "Ackneesh Haramed".


Would you cry if tomorrow morning if the news stated ireland was going to sink into a blackhole full of hamjuice?, I Sure wouldnt, the reason being is that ireland is fucking shit,And i would much rather prefer living in a pool of hamjuice.

I Continue to write,but no one listens, I continue to talk but no one listens, I continue to shit on the walls of my bathroom, The whole world listens.


I once laughed when i heard a story about a woman who claimed to have seen jesus in her frosted glass window, I then read on...Turns out that woman had been blind for 15 years.

Ile leave you with this for tonight...


“I'm not your executioner. I'm not your devil and I'm not your God. I'm Charles Manson.”


God Bless

Ma-Hoe-Knee

Todays News

Good Evening Infidels

I once read "You are what you eat", I ate a car.....Now im in a wheelchair.

Toenail clipping's fill my room, pictures of christ hang from my wall, Why?,You may ask...The Reason, Im A Satanist.

A man said his credit card was stolen, but he decided not to report it. The thief was spending less than his wife did..And Its things like these that make our country a better place.
For Instance...
John Kelleher couldnt wait for his first day in secondary school, he came home and told his dad, "Daddy Daddy,Im excellent at all my spellings and all my homework,the teacher picks me for everything..Is it because im special daddy,is it because im special?"..."No" the dad replied, "Its because your 36 john".

The people of Ireland recently have been hit by, what i like to call the "The Ireland Pigmeat Massacre". They have told us that if we eat any form of meat from a pig that our faces will slide off our skull, Our intestines will come alive and we will find ourselves trapped in a cabin of our own feices.

The government recently have declared "Cutbacks" on irish secondary schools, its almost like if you had an lemon and removed the peel, it would be cutting back on the sourness of society.

I Realy do hate this country for many reasons, especialy the weather, You wake up at half past 7 for work and you then realise your car during the night was submerged in atlantis while captain nemo anal-fisted the exhaust till a black cloud of smoke orgasmed out its whole..Sick realy.

Im finished ranting, but one more thing.


If a black man was to walk a dessert on july 14th 2009, And then was gunned down by 2 white masked men. Would we all have to assume its obama? Or would the search be taken out on some black man named "Urlach Muhammed", who recently had a history in mandatory crimes such as robbing ciggarettes from a liquor store,Ile leave YOU Decide...

Yours Truly


Ma-Hoe-Knee

What Annoys Me In This World..

Hello Fuckers
I am here to express my feelings towards everything i love to hate.

1. Id first like to start by saying i would much rather prefer to say "i like to eat milk and drink biscuits,it just gos allot more well with that lingo.

2. I hate politics and anything to do with it,i believe all "presidents" descended from hell and were once all worshippers of the quoran.

3. I utterly despise the tv show lost,its almost worse than big brother and the x factor,but i usualy get through them by tying my eyes together with wooden lace,Lost basicaly lost all its dignity when giant polar bears lurked the island searching for the people on it, it was almost like an episode of goosebumps.

4.Ear peircings on boys,i find it very homosexual,i think all people with earpeircings should be summoned to death,thats enough on that topic.

5. Last but not least, Orange juice with bits in it...YOCK....ide rather be in sexual intercourse with a cancerous pig for 13 hours straight than swim in a pool of orange juice with bits,its the most vile drink anyone could drink,how could someone put themselves through such fucking torture.

Anyway,their my main hates,i also hate that my grammar is terrible. I hate alot of things,but i like butter,..butter honestly makes things much better,butter with a slab of nutella,makes a good brought. Everynight i find myself thinking if i ate this thing,what would happen..like for instance,if i just went home from school one day,and decided to eat a Dido album,would all my cells be hanging white flags from their doors?..if i was to go home and eat shaving foam,Would my alveoli rip themselves apart with a gillette blade?. I fuckin hate cascada and basshunter, basshunter is a very greasy man,who enjoys using aylar li in his music videos. Hes grotesque and so is cascada.Jesus christ im still writing,Im gonna stop now but im gonna leave you with a famous quote that came straight from auschwitz in the second world war..."Go now,breathe the gas...it smells of sweet sweet marmalade"...

God Bless.

Yours,The Most Disgusting Way Possibly.


Ma-Hoe-Knee

Introduction To Destruction(Or Some Sort Of Harm)

Hello And Welcome.Im not very good at writing things,and most of my punctuation is worse than a crypton power plant erupting in south georgia,but i will try my best. First things first i guess and that is my name. Regardless of what my Blog name might insist,No i do not have any association with "hoes" and "knees",And i do not believe in the term "Ma" when referring to my mother,however i do believe in such things as "The Mothman" and Fairies. The second thing i want to get out of the way is i think politics are corrupt,And that Barack Obama is realy a nucleur power plant survivor from the late 70's who has come to serve his time as Americas leader basicaly to reak havoc among "The Rednecks" of Tennesse and increase the prices's of croissant's in shop's across america. Back to me,I basicaly im writing this blog because im bored and i want to make something out of my life(Train Track Engineer). Along the way,you will learn plenty of stuff about me and soon learn that i am not a normal human being,Posibly not a human at all. But stay tuned,cas you will soon find out.

Yours Horrificly,

The Man With No Neck.