Monday, December 8, 2008

What Annoys Me In This World..

Hello Fuckers
I am here to express my feelings towards everything i love to hate.

1. Id first like to start by saying i would much rather prefer to say "i like to eat milk and drink biscuits,it just gos allot more well with that lingo.

2. I hate politics and anything to do with it,i believe all "presidents" descended from hell and were once all worshippers of the quoran.

3. I utterly despise the tv show lost,its almost worse than big brother and the x factor,but i usualy get through them by tying my eyes together with wooden lace,Lost basicaly lost all its dignity when giant polar bears lurked the island searching for the people on it, it was almost like an episode of goosebumps.

4.Ear peircings on boys,i find it very homosexual,i think all people with earpeircings should be summoned to death,thats enough on that topic.

5. Last but not least, Orange juice with bits in it...YOCK....ide rather be in sexual intercourse with a cancerous pig for 13 hours straight than swim in a pool of orange juice with bits,its the most vile drink anyone could drink,how could someone put themselves through such fucking torture.


Anyway,their my main hates,i also hate that my grammar is terrible. I hate alot of things,but i like butter,..butter honestly makes things much better,butter with a slab of nutella,makes a good brought. Everynight i find myself thinking if i ate this thing,what would happen..like for instance,if i just went home from school one day,and decided to eat a Dido album,would all my cells be hanging white flags from their doors?..if i was to go home and eat shaving foam,Would my alveoli rip themselves apart with a gillette blade?. I fuckin hate cascada and basshunter, basshunter is a very greasy man,who enjoys using aylar li in his music videos. Hes grotesque and so is cascada.Jesus christ im still writing,Im gonna stop now but im gonna leave you with a famous quote that came straight from auschwitz in the second world war..."Go now,breathe the gas...it smells of sweet sweet marmalade"...

God Bless.

Yours,The Most Disgusting Way Possibly.


Ma-Hoe-Knee


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