Todays News

Good Evening Infidels

I once read "You are what you eat", I ate a car.....Now im in a wheelchair.

Toenail clipping's fill my room, pictures of christ hang from my wall, Why?,You may ask...The Reason, Im A Satanist.

A man said his credit card was stolen, but he decided not to report it. The thief was spending less than his wife did..And Its things like these that make our country a better place.
For Instance...
John Kelleher couldnt wait for his first day in secondary school, he came home and told his dad, "Daddy Daddy,Im excellent at all my spellings and all my homework,the teacher picks me for everything..Is it because im special daddy,is it because im special?"..."No" the dad replied, "Its because your 36 john".

The people of Ireland recently have been hit by, what i like to call the "The Ireland Pigmeat Massacre". They have told us that if we eat any form of meat from a pig that our faces will slide off our skull, Our intestines will come alive and we will find ourselves trapped in a cabin of our own feices.

The government recently have declared "Cutbacks" on irish secondary schools, its almost like if you had an lemon and removed the peel, it would be cutting back on the sourness of society.

I Realy do hate this country for many reasons, especialy the weather, You wake up at half past 7 for work and you then realise your car during the night was submerged in atlantis while captain nemo anal-fisted the exhaust till a black cloud of smoke orgasmed out its whole..Sick realy.

Im finished ranting, but one more thing.


If a black man was to walk a dessert on july 14th 2009, And then was gunned down by 2 white masked men. Would we all have to assume its obama? Or would the search be taken out on some black man named "Urlach Muhammed", who recently had a history in mandatory crimes such as robbing ciggarettes from a liquor store,Ile leave YOU Decide...

Yours Truly


Ma-Hoe-Knee