Currently im listening to "The Doors-The End". For those of you who no it, you will no that by listening to it, it makes you want to fucking rot in a pit of dark asian monks,while they straddle your sexual organs and rip the flesh from your fucked up head,while feasting on babys.
Kate(she has no face,so she uses hand signals to communicate with me), Has just shown me a man with 3 legs, Bear in mind kate used her fingers to explain this to me. I then realised she wasnt messing, i saw the picture...an utter mindfuck, men with 3 fuckin legs are fuckin scary, scaryier than zombies, scarier than that man on "Challenge Tv",who shouts out "Ninjaaaaaa Warrriooor",until he realised he should have eaten bran flakes this morning.
On that note, ever hear of the baby born with 3 legs? "What destiny has was a twin that was attached to her, but really only the sort of lower half of that other twin," pediatric surgeon Dr. Daniel Teitelbaum said. Basicaly what Dr Teitelbaum was trying to say is that baby destiny has a baby growing out her asshole, and by the times shes 20 she will have a head between her legs. What if that head between her legs, wants to become a rapper? And gets shot, Im not gonna be the one to ring up tupac and tell him another rapper is on her way up. Tryed to ring him last week but he was out of coverage.
Do ya no who annoys me?Eminem..jesus christ, grand his first album was OK...then he made a movie and i honestly nearly died of a cardiac arrest while watching it, he myswell have trown in indiana jones anal fisting mariah carey in the background.(Inapropriate)_
I want to make sweet sweet love to banksy,that man needs some tender loving care and fuking quickly.
I recently recieved fan mail in the post,and i found it soo flattering..until...well this is what it read.
"Oh ma-hoe-Knee,Your so sexy,so creative..your jokes make me want to touch myself,just want you to feel me all over till i hit anxiety and explode into extacy,you are my everything,i realy want to meet up with you so much..your a genius,and so fuckin hot....love joseph."
Believe me,i was disgusted as much as you are.
However i did reply and asked him where did he learn to write such complimenting messages such as that? He replyed "The postoffice", makes fucking sense doesnt it..
Hooks,I do love a good fucking hook..
Im gonna leave it here tonight, but it wouldnt be me unless i left a quote, so here gos nothing..
"If a man beats his male or female slave with a rod and the slave dies as a direct result, he must be punished, but he is not to be punished if the slave gets up after a day or two, since the slave is his property."
God Bless
Ma-Hoe-Knee
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