Im Gonna Do This As A Countdown.
10. Halloween: Best horror ever made...Flesh Shredding Serial Killer?..Genius..
Favourite Quote: "Was That The Shape?Yes..Yes It Was"
9. Evil Dead: One Of Sam Raimis First Movies,Now Considered A Horror Classic And Made Bruce Campbell The Hero He Is Today..Based On Books From The Dead And A Woman Getting Raped By A Tree..Who Could Ask For Anymore?
Favourite Quote: "Soon all of you will be like me... And then who will lock you up in a cellar?"
8. American Psycho: Christian Bale As A Psychotic Businessman Known Only As Patrick Bateman,God This Movie Had Me At The Edge of My Seat The Whole Way Through And Supplys Some Fucking Great Laughs!
Favourite Quote: "Hey Paul!"
7. Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas: Johnny Depp And Benicio De Toro As Raoul Duke And Dr.Gonzo...By Far The Funnyest Film Ive Ever Seen..In My Opinion The Only Comedy That Deserves An Oscar..Also Made Me Fairly Queasy To Watch Ha.
Favourite Quote: "Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow."
6. Slumdog Millionaire: One Word...Epic
Favourite Quote: "Who Wunts To Bu A Mullunaire"
5. Che Pt 1. Yep I No A New Movie,But Easily Landed Itself In My Top 10..Its A Masterpiece And Del Toro Deserves Some Major Awards For It!.
Favourite Quote: "Everything we thought and felt in that past period ought to be deposited in an archive, and a new type of human being created."
4. The Wrestler. Again Another New Movie,But One Of The Best Movies Ive Ever Seen..And It Will Remain In My Top 10 For A Very Long Time.
Favourite Quote: "Im just a broken down piece of meat,I just dont want you to hate me."
3. One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest: By Far One Of The Best Movies Ive Ever Seen,Jack Nicholson Plays Randal.P.McMurphy,A Man Who Puts Himself Into A Psychiatric Ward Cas Its Better Than Jail..A Must Watch for Any Movie Fan!.
Favourite Quote: "That Nurse Ratchet...Nurse Ratchet?..PUT ON THE FUCKING BASEBALL GAME!"
2. Pulp Fiction: Tarantinos Masterpiece..Rob Told me bout it ages ago..never thought much until i saw it 1st..Think ive watched it about 20 more times since..Overall definately deserves the 2nd best movie ive ever seen!.
Favourite Quote: "Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you. I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd."
1. Stanley Kubricks A Clockwork Orange: So yep,By far the greatest film ive ever seen,No Doubht About It..Everything About It Is Fucking Epic And I Dont No Any Film Thats Better..So Yeah Thats My Number 1 Spot.
Favourite Quote: " Rape,Drugs,Ultraviolence...And Beethoven."
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Cunt,Walnut Whips And Some Rather Tasty Yogurt..
Good morning fuckers,its a beutiful day outside..The rain is only about 65 inches today:)
Last night at around half 1 in the morning i was just going to sleep and i noticed a bible in the kitchen..and no before you think im gone all holy on this shit..It was the satanic bible..Fucking great read,Who ever would have thought the devils penis was a raging 34 inches?..
Sick Sick agony fills the room..men in black chlothes enter my house,but wheres aunt agnus?..I dont no..Oh wait their she is..turned inside out hanging from the chlothes line.
Eating coins has become a huge teenage craze..Member people used go around wearing them bands on their hands?...Like jesus christ,i have a "Livestrong" band on my hand i now support testicular cancer..What a load of ballcock,ive had diabetis for the past 4 years and wheres my fucking band?.
Anyway back to eating coins..i was down in paul street the other day and i saw a group of people gathered in the corner..they told me they were doing the new drug "Coin"...u simply douse a 10 cent piece in sum watered down cocaine and u eat it..High as a kite singing The Bee Gees in no time..
Im sick of this..Im sick of reading on the newspaper how a man had been murdered in dublin...i murdered my dog,sold his intestines to the english market and why the fuck arnt i on the newspaper?..Spastics..
Ile leave yee with this quote...
--Oscar from Sesame Street
God Bless..
Ma-Hoe-Knee
Last night at around half 1 in the morning i was just going to sleep and i noticed a bible in the kitchen..and no before you think im gone all holy on this shit..It was the satanic bible..Fucking great read,Who ever would have thought the devils penis was a raging 34 inches?..
Sick Sick agony fills the room..men in black chlothes enter my house,but wheres aunt agnus?..I dont no..Oh wait their she is..turned inside out hanging from the chlothes line.
Eating coins has become a huge teenage craze..Member people used go around wearing them bands on their hands?...Like jesus christ,i have a "Livestrong" band on my hand i now support testicular cancer..What a load of ballcock,ive had diabetis for the past 4 years and wheres my fucking band?.
Anyway back to eating coins..i was down in paul street the other day and i saw a group of people gathered in the corner..they told me they were doing the new drug "Coin"...u simply douse a 10 cent piece in sum watered down cocaine and u eat it..High as a kite singing The Bee Gees in no time..
Im sick of this..Im sick of reading on the newspaper how a man had been murdered in dublin...i murdered my dog,sold his intestines to the english market and why the fuck arnt i on the newspaper?..Spastics..
Ile leave yee with this quote...
I won an Oscar
God Bless..
Ma-Hoe-Knee
Monday, January 12, 2009
A Week of Painful Surprises And Some Nice Sherbert Sweets.
Evening idiots,the elderly..And the man with downsyndrome down the back.
I Recently began spitting blood,im joining the circus to pursue my career as a human river.
Anyway,Lifes good at the minute,picked myself up from abit of a bad 2 weeks but none the less..ile be back watching corrie in no time.
My father recently joined the ku klux klan and now returns from the pub in a white robe chanting hym's from the 2nd testament..life is fucking good.
Schools gone to the dogs,my science teacher is pregnant..my geography teacher is gone and my principal is currently eduring in a project to become a nobel knight to fight against barack obamas troops of the inagrual race.
Ever notice barack obama is black? I wonder will they change the name of the "whitehouse" to the "blackhouse"..Or actualy in a black mans case..They should rename it to "The Slaves Cell" or something more of the african culture..I bet in no time thier will be black midgets selling cashew nuts at the door of the oval office.
Anyway less of the racism...Im not racist..I just believe black people decended from a box of cereal.......Coco Pops.
Moving on,was watching the news recently and noticed something about a war in gaza..and i thought to myself..fuckit i was in town the other day and saw that protest..Saw a man holding a pair of shoes in the air..Christ almighty i bet the war is stopped now cas of that,They tryed to infiltrate bushes head with a pair of shoes and that man ducked like a scene from the karate kid. Rumour has it he works out on weights about 7 hours a day,he gets his wife to time him while he balances on his head singing "starlight" by muse..(Who Else Like?:S)
Back to news..Heard recently the lack of people in wheelchairs in ireland is effecting our economy,Seemingly it costs more to build a stairs then it does to build a ramp.So fuck that,im going to get my mother to snap my legs tonight,buy a wheelchair and the recession will be stopped in no time. Gravestones,Hearses,Churches and all that funeral shit is costing the government a fortune..So ive come up with a way to solve it..Fuck Funerals..If you die..You get recycled in the nearest dump..
Sorry for being so morbid this week..Im just in that kind of mood...
For a last few words ide like to congradulate everyone who took part in the special olympics in the past few years,ive realised how much a man with one hand playing golf can do to promote a country...And a girl with half a face playing darts is actualy another way of saying.."our country is fucking great"
Last line for this blog....
MUSE FUCKING ROCK...
Oh and just to be abit serious for a second..Everything i just said is not realy my thoughts on anything,i do this for comedy and entertainment purposes...I realy do like handicap people...
Cya later spasticated handicap downsyndrome fuckers..
Bye
Ma-Hoe-Knee
I Recently began spitting blood,im joining the circus to pursue my career as a human river.
Anyway,Lifes good at the minute,picked myself up from abit of a bad 2 weeks but none the less..ile be back watching corrie in no time.
My father recently joined the ku klux klan and now returns from the pub in a white robe chanting hym's from the 2nd testament..life is fucking good.
Schools gone to the dogs,my science teacher is pregnant..my geography teacher is gone and my principal is currently eduring in a project to become a nobel knight to fight against barack obamas troops of the inagrual race.
Ever notice barack obama is black? I wonder will they change the name of the "whitehouse" to the "blackhouse"..Or actualy in a black mans case..They should rename it to "The Slaves Cell" or something more of the african culture..I bet in no time thier will be black midgets selling cashew nuts at the door of the oval office.
Anyway less of the racism...Im not racist..I just believe black people decended from a box of cereal.......Coco Pops.
Moving on,was watching the news recently and noticed something about a war in gaza..and i thought to myself..fuckit i was in town the other day and saw that protest..Saw a man holding a pair of shoes in the air..Christ almighty i bet the war is stopped now cas of that,They tryed to infiltrate bushes head with a pair of shoes and that man ducked like a scene from the karate kid. Rumour has it he works out on weights about 7 hours a day,he gets his wife to time him while he balances on his head singing "starlight" by muse..(Who Else Like?:S)
Back to news..Heard recently the lack of people in wheelchairs in ireland is effecting our economy,Seemingly it costs more to build a stairs then it does to build a ramp.So fuck that,im going to get my mother to snap my legs tonight,buy a wheelchair and the recession will be stopped in no time. Gravestones,Hearses,Churches and all that funeral shit is costing the government a fortune..So ive come up with a way to solve it..Fuck Funerals..If you die..You get recycled in the nearest dump..
Sorry for being so morbid this week..Im just in that kind of mood...
For a last few words ide like to congradulate everyone who took part in the special olympics in the past few years,ive realised how much a man with one hand playing golf can do to promote a country...And a girl with half a face playing darts is actualy another way of saying.."our country is fucking great"
Last line for this blog....
MUSE FUCKING ROCK...
Oh and just to be abit serious for a second..Everything i just said is not realy my thoughts on anything,i do this for comedy and entertainment purposes...I realy do like handicap people...
Cya later spasticated handicap downsyndrome fuckers..
Bye
Ma-Hoe-Knee
Monday, January 5, 2009
The Story Of Christmas.
Evening spastics...Currently dieing of "bleeDfrOmEveryWHOleSYNDROME"...Woke up this morning and went to the bathroom to find myself spitting blood like a rampant rabbit searching for a nice mouse to chew.
Christmas went well,Got a new television..but after 2 days of watching it realised it eroded my brain to the size of a cashew nut..Ah well who needs a fucking brain when you have skittles,the everlasting gobstopper and a yawning monk locked in your attic..
Went for a meal with my girlfriend..At the point i realised i was going for a meal i thought to myself was i growing up?Turning into a man perhaps?..I then looked in the mirror and realised i still hadnt got a moustache,nor did i show characteristics of a lawyer or public speaker...making me still a fucking child.
Anyway meal went grand,despite the fact we were both dieing of Hepatitis C..We both chewed on the managers dead daughter for around an hour,then made our way to an ice cream place...I then consumed horse flavoured ice cream.
Good night if you ask me.
Back to christmas..I receieved some cool presents...A black slave named Eskar..Apple flavoured chalk...And a limited edition vinyl of Blue Oyster Cults epic hit "Dont Fear The Reaper".
Kind of sick of town at this stage,been in their too fucking much in the past 2 weeks..Kates leaving to go to the young scientist on wedsnday the big fucking swot..while i sleep in bed,hopefuly bleeding from my nose,drinking lem-sip watching "Ross kemp on gangs"..The episode where he visits,the vatican..And pursues on hope in finding "The Pope Street Killers".
Tommorow ile be attending "Che Part 1"..With Rob-The-Earth And Kieran..Should Be Exciting..Almost As Exciting As The Inagriation of Obama..And the time my aunt got kicked in the face by a horse..R.I.P.
Anyway ile leave yee with this notion...2009 should be good..My resolutions are too give up sweets..And to open my own shop called "Organ Donors"..Where we donate carbon fibre church organs to St Vincent De Paul..
God Bless..2 FACKING DIDDY DOUGHNUTS...WOOP WOOP
Good Night
Ma-Hoe-Knee
Christmas went well,Got a new television..but after 2 days of watching it realised it eroded my brain to the size of a cashew nut..Ah well who needs a fucking brain when you have skittles,the everlasting gobstopper and a yawning monk locked in your attic..
Went for a meal with my girlfriend..At the point i realised i was going for a meal i thought to myself was i growing up?Turning into a man perhaps?..I then looked in the mirror and realised i still hadnt got a moustache,nor did i show characteristics of a lawyer or public speaker...making me still a fucking child.
Anyway meal went grand,despite the fact we were both dieing of Hepatitis C..We both chewed on the managers dead daughter for around an hour,then made our way to an ice cream place...I then consumed horse flavoured ice cream.
Good night if you ask me.
Back to christmas..I receieved some cool presents...A black slave named Eskar..Apple flavoured chalk...And a limited edition vinyl of Blue Oyster Cults epic hit "Dont Fear The Reaper".
Kind of sick of town at this stage,been in their too fucking much in the past 2 weeks..Kates leaving to go to the young scientist on wedsnday the big fucking swot..while i sleep in bed,hopefuly bleeding from my nose,drinking lem-sip watching "Ross kemp on gangs"..The episode where he visits,the vatican..And pursues on hope in finding "The Pope Street Killers".
Tommorow ile be attending "Che Part 1"..With Rob-The-Earth And Kieran..Should Be Exciting..Almost As Exciting As The Inagriation of Obama..And the time my aunt got kicked in the face by a horse..R.I.P.
Anyway ile leave yee with this notion...2009 should be good..My resolutions are too give up sweets..And to open my own shop called "Organ Donors"..Where we donate carbon fibre church organs to St Vincent De Paul..
God Bless..2 FACKING DIDDY DOUGHNUTS...WOOP WOOP
Good Night
Ma-Hoe-Knee
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