Evening idiots,the elderly..And the man with downsyndrome down the back.
I Recently began spitting blood,im joining the circus to pursue my career as a human river.
Anyway,Lifes good at the minute,picked myself up from abit of a bad 2 weeks but none the less..ile be back watching corrie in no time.
My father recently joined the ku klux klan and now returns from the pub in a white robe chanting hym's from the 2nd testament..life is fucking good.
Schools gone to the dogs,my science teacher is pregnant..my geography teacher is gone and my principal is currently eduring in a project to become a nobel knight to fight against barack obamas troops of the inagrual race.
Ever notice barack obama is black? I wonder will they change the name of the "whitehouse" to the "blackhouse"..Or actualy in a black mans case..They should rename it to "The Slaves Cell" or something more of the african culture..I bet in no time thier will be black midgets selling cashew nuts at the door of the oval office.
Anyway less of the racism...Im not racist..I just believe black people decended from a box of cereal.......Coco Pops.
Moving on,was watching the news recently and noticed something about a war in gaza..and i thought to myself..fuckit i was in town the other day and saw that protest..Saw a man holding a pair of shoes in the air..Christ almighty i bet the war is stopped now cas of that,They tryed to infiltrate bushes head with a pair of shoes and that man ducked like a scene from the karate kid. Rumour has it he works out on weights about 7 hours a day,he gets his wife to time him while he balances on his head singing "starlight" by muse..(Who Else Like?:S)
Back to news..Heard recently the lack of people in wheelchairs in ireland is effecting our economy,Seemingly it costs more to build a stairs then it does to build a ramp.So fuck that,im going to get my mother to snap my legs tonight,buy a wheelchair and the recession will be stopped in no time. Gravestones,Hearses,Churches and all that funeral shit is costing the government a fortune..So ive come up with a way to solve it..Fuck Funerals..If you die..You get recycled in the nearest dump..
Sorry for being so morbid this week..Im just in that kind of mood...
For a last few words ide like to congradulate everyone who took part in the special olympics in the past few years,ive realised how much a man with one hand playing golf can do to promote a country...And a girl with half a face playing darts is actualy another way of saying.."our country is fucking great"
Last line for this blog....
MUSE FUCKING ROCK...
Oh and just to be abit serious for a second..Everything i just said is not realy my thoughts on anything,i do this for comedy and entertainment purposes...I realy do like handicap people...
Cya later spasticated handicap downsyndrome fuckers..
Bye
Ma-Hoe-Knee
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