Last night at around half 1 in the morning i was just going to sleep and i noticed a bible in the kitchen..and no before you think im gone all holy on this shit..It was the satanic bible..Fucking great read,Who ever would have thought the devils penis was a raging 34 inches?..
Sick Sick agony fills the room..men in black chlothes enter my house,but wheres aunt agnus?..I dont no..Oh wait their she is..turned inside out hanging from the chlothes line.
Eating coins has become a huge teenage craze..Member people used go around wearing them bands on their hands?...Like jesus christ,i have a "Livestrong" band on my hand i now support testicular cancer..What a load of ballcock,ive had diabetis for the past 4 years and wheres my fucking band?.
Anyway back to eating coins..i was down in paul street the other day and i saw a group of people gathered in the corner..they told me they were doing the new drug "Coin"...u simply douse a 10 cent piece in sum watered down cocaine and u eat it..High as a kite singing The Bee Gees in no time..
Im sick of this..Im sick of reading on the newspaper how a man had been murdered in dublin...i murdered my dog,sold his intestines to the english market and why the fuck arnt i on the newspaper?..Spastics..
Ile leave yee with this quote...
I won an Oscar
God Bless..
Ma-Hoe-Knee
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