Evening spastics...Currently dieing of "bleeDfrOmEveryWHOleSYNDROME"...Woke up this morning and went to the bathroom to find myself spitting blood like a rampant rabbit searching for a nice mouse to chew.
Christmas went well,Got a new television..but after 2 days of watching it realised it eroded my brain to the size of a cashew nut..Ah well who needs a fucking brain when you have skittles,the everlasting gobstopper and a yawning monk locked in your attic..
Went for a meal with my girlfriend..At the point i realised i was going for a meal i thought to myself was i growing up?Turning into a man perhaps?..I then looked in the mirror and realised i still hadnt got a moustache,nor did i show characteristics of a lawyer or public speaker...making me still a fucking child.
Anyway meal went grand,despite the fact we were both dieing of Hepatitis C..We both chewed on the managers dead daughter for around an hour,then made our way to an ice cream place...I then consumed horse flavoured ice cream.
Good night if you ask me.
Back to christmas..I receieved some cool presents...A black slave named Eskar..Apple flavoured chalk...And a limited edition vinyl of Blue Oyster Cults epic hit "Dont Fear The Reaper".
Kind of sick of town at this stage,been in their too fucking much in the past 2 weeks..Kates leaving to go to the young scientist on wedsnday the big fucking swot..while i sleep in bed,hopefuly bleeding from my nose,drinking lem-sip watching "Ross kemp on gangs"..The episode where he visits,the vatican..And pursues on hope in finding "The Pope Street Killers".
Tommorow ile be attending "Che Part 1"..With Rob-The-Earth And Kieran..Should Be Exciting..Almost As Exciting As The Inagriation of Obama..And the time my aunt got kicked in the face by a horse..R.I.P.
Anyway ile leave yee with this notion...2009 should be good..My resolutions are too give up sweets..And to open my own shop called "Organ Donors"..Where we donate carbon fibre church organs to St Vincent De Paul..
God Bless..2 FACKING DIDDY DOUGHNUTS...WOOP WOOP
Good Night
Ma-Hoe-Knee
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